A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple
bruises, two black eyes, and a five-iron wrapped tightly around
his throat.
Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you ?"
"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at
a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture. We
went to look for them and while I was looking around, I noticed
one of the cows had something white in its rear end.
I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf
ball with my wife's monogram on. It stuck right in the middle of
the cow's butt."
"Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this
looks like yours !
"I don't remember much after that ..."
