With a Mini in your garage you'll have 30-50 percent more storage space.
With a Mini you can turn a two-car garage into a three-car garage. You'll increase the value of your home without lifting a hammer.
With a Mini you are guaranteed at least 100 smiles per gallon.
With a Mini when someone says to you "my, you have a small one," you know they are referring to your car.
No one will ever ask to borrow your Mini to move furniture.
Parking tickets are half off (or should be).
When was the last time $10 filled your gas tank up?
If you keep a Mini in the back of your SUV, it makes for a great escape pod.
With a Mini, you're able to pick up really hot clowns.
With a Mini, who cares about resale value, you'll never want to sell it!
The best reason to own a Mini is... It's what you've always wanted.