U häf mäil - Best of SPAM

Hallo,

da mein Account zur Zeit wieder zugeSpamt wird, hier meine Best Of der
ungewollten Nachrichten:

- Schniedelverlängerung
- Diverse Bankgeschäfte (diesmal aus Russland nicht aus Nigeria)
- Viagra und Konsorten für ganz billig (... bin ja schon 40 ... wenn´s hilft )
- Software für ganz billig
- Einsame kalifornische Sch.Lampen wollen mich kennenlernen (... ich wohne
in SüdDEUTSCHLAND und nicht im Süden der USA ... )
- Ein Buch "... guide how to approach Women ..." (... ich bin verheiratet und habe
eine Tochter - zwei Frauen im Haus genügen mir ... )

What have you? :p

... jau, das Gleiche gilt für Freenet. Auch dort in einem speziellen Ordner
abgelegt, denn auch manche sinnvolle Mail (nein, nicht die mit den Sch.Lampen )
landet dort ...

Zitat

" ... viagra (brauch ich die schon?) ..."

.. Alter in der Benutzerzeile ... :p :p

.... der letzte Gimmick: Englisches Buch zur Hundeerziehung ... ich habe zwar
keinen Hund, aber dafür eine 20 Monate alte Tocher, welche auch nicht auf
Papa hört ... vielleicht hilft´s .... :p

... Nigeria Connection jetzt in GB? ...

Zitat

Dear Beloved,

It is by the grace of God that I received Christ,knowing the truth and the
truth have set me free.Having known the truth, I had no choice than to do what
is lawful and right in the sight of God for eternal life and in the sight of
man for witness of God´s mercy and glory upon my life.I have the pleasure to
share my testimony with you,having seen your contact from the Internet.
I am BARRISTER ANDREW KONG,the legal adviser to late Mr.and Mrs. JOHNSON
COLE,a United state couple that lived in my Country London for 25 years before
they both died in a plane crash late last year. These couple were good
Christians, they were so dedicated to God but they had no child till they died.
Throughout their stay in my country, they acquired a lot of properties like
lands, house properties, etc.

As their legal adviser, before their death, the husband Mr. JOHNSON
COLE, instructed me to write his WILL. Because they had no child, they
dedicated their wealth to God. According to the WILL,the properties have to be
sold and the money be given out to a ministry for the work of God. As their
legal adviser, all the documents for the properties were in my care.He gave me
the authority to sell the properties and give out the fund to the Ministries
for the work of God.

To cut the story short, I sold all the properties after their death, as
instructed by my client,Mr.Johnson Cole, before his death. And as matter of
fact, after I sold all their properties,expectedly, I realized a huge amount of
money that runs into millions of [pounds sterling] and what supposed to be the
percentage interest of my right legal fee was firstly deducted by me out of the
total amount realized from the sold properties, this was based on the initial
agreement between me and the owner of the properties before his
death.Therefore,the total amount left to be invested into God's work as
instructed by the owner is [eight million pounds sterling) only. But Instead of
giving the main fund out for the work of God as instructed to me by my client
before his death.

I converted the fund to myself with the intention of investing the fund abroad
for my personal use. I was afraid of putting the fund in the Bank, because I
have to give account to the bank on how got the money. I then packaged the fund
in consignments and deposited the consignments with a security vault. I did not
want the management of the Security company to know the content of the
consignments,therefore I registered the content of the consignments as Gold
Bars. Now, the security company believes that what I deposited with them was
Gold Bars. I had encounter with Christ when Pastor Benny Hinn was preaching on
television concerning Ananias and Saphira in Acts 5:1-11. After hearing the
word of God, I gave my life to Christ and became a born again Christian.As a
born again Christian, I started reading my bible and one day, the Lord opened
my eyes to Ezekiel 33: 18 and 19. From the scripture, I discovered that the
only way I could have peace in my life is to do what is lawful and
right by giving out the fund as instructed for the work of God by my client. I
have asked God for forgiveness on my initial thought concerning the money,and I
know that God have forgiven me. But I have to do what is lawful and right in the
sight of God by giving out the fund to the chosen ministry for the purpose of
God's work as instructed by my client before his death. After my fasting and
prayers, I asked God to make his choice and direct me to a honest Christian or
the chosen ministry that deserves this fund by his Grace.
I then came across your address on the Internet as I was browsing through a
Christian site, and as a matter of fact, it is not only you or your ministry
that I picked on the Christian site initially, but after my fervent prayer over
it, then you were nominated through divine revelation from God so that was how I
received such a divine revelation from the Lord, how I got your contact
information, and I then decided to contact you for the fund to be used wisely
for things that will glorify the name of God.

I have notified the Security Company where I deposited the consignments that
contained the fund, that I am moving the consignment abroad and the security
company has since been waiting for my authority for the consignment to leave my
country and be moved abroad.So if you know that you will use this fund honestly
and wisely for things that will glorify God's name,then do contact me
back,ASAP.Then you send to me in your reply,YOUR FULL NAMES,YOUR PERSONAL
ADDRESS,YOUR TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBERS.These informations are required by the
seurity company to facilitate the process of the funds receiver's documentation
Your prompt response will be highly appreciated.God bless you.
Yours in Christ.
BARRISTER ANDREW KONG,
Tell/Fax + 44 8701343365
mail:andrewkong5@yahoo.co.uk

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